Kyle and Mark

Why is it when you decide to make a life style change other people make such a big deal out of it? It’s not their life why should it matter to them what you do with your body?

Here’s the catch, Ki and Chris went on Jenny Craig last year and have had amazing results. They involved us in their life style change by directly asking us and letting us know how they are doing. I support them fully in their decision to do so and I am happy that they have had such a change.

So why does this guy I work with always talk bad about other people food that they make here at work for lunch and snacks? Is he so unhappy with the condition of his body that he has to project it on to other people.? I dunno, I’m no psychic. I have been doing the P90 workouts and nutrition plan stuff since the first of September and I have been bringing in my smoothies for snacks every day I have worked. Personally I’m kind tired of smoothies but I know they are packed with goodies and calories we need to help our workouts.

Today was no exception, I had my blueberry yogurt protein smoothie with flaxseeds, I am having it about 1 hour early cause I felt a little hungry. So I had drank about a quarter of it when he came over to the desk area. He leaned over my smoothie and mad a spitting sound and said Ewww!. How fucking rude and disgusting!!  I didn’t ask his fucking opinion about my drink, I wanted to drink it in peace while I read the news from yesterday and is my routine at 1am. So, here is my thing I don’t have any more food then what I brought; two snacks, my lunch and 74oz of water. Well I am going to pour out this smoothie that for once I was actually enjoying and eat an apple I discovered Mark put in my bag.

From no one I am going to sit away from everyone else and have my meal and snacks. And the next person to make a fucking negative comment about me making a positive change in my life is going to get more then a nasty stare, I am to the point of hitting someone repeatedly with my fists.!

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

1. “Press 1 for English” is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.
2. We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to  straighten out the country’s attitude. N O imports, no exports. We will use the ‘Wal-Mart’s policy, ‘If we ain’t got it, you don’t need it.’
3. When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
4. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
5. Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn’t put nuttin in, you ain’t gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.
6. Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
7. Professional Athletes –Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you’re banned for life.
8. Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
9. One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
10. All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we’ll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it’s a worthy cause.
11. The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.
12. The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone’s toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you’re gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.

God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby